General Election: go go go!

Things can only get wetter for Rishi Sunak

I had this weird fever dream last night.

Rishi Sunak came outside number 10 Downing Street and called a General Election, the thunder clouds opened, completely drenching him until he looked like Ratatouille* in a sewer pipe, Labour anthem Things Can Only Get Better started playing over a boombox and Tory MPs and supporters eveywhere in unison said “what …